Islam

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Islam is an extremely expansionist religion that is present almost everywhere in the world.

History[edit]

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Before[edit]

Before, most of the Arab people had believed in more than 9000 gods, celebrated a lot of ceremonies in the sanctuary Kaaba, located in Mecca, where had organized a clique close together, in groups, took the money of the poor wretches who threw the money there.

Teh modernization[edit]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGHHHHHHHH!! Muhammad had changed it!

The jihad[edit]

It is the act of Muslim people to make war with Allah's favor, that is, force the people to preach to this fucking shit of a religion whose expansionist Muslim people not content to see that exist one billion Muslims in this world.

The koran[edit]

A holy book written by the followers of Muhammad's, the followers said "WTF?" and writing each madness that Muhammad made, the book has 8000 chapters composed of a invariable number of verses.