It's f**king cold eh!
"It's fucking cold eh!" is the national anthem of Canada.
It's the shortest of all national anthems consisting of the following lyrics.
"It's fucking cold eh!"
The idea to make such a short song was just to get the hockey game underway as quickly as they could, because it's fucking cold eh!
Regional variations include:
- Quebec - "Tabarnac qu'y fait frette!"
- Maritimes - "Aw geez b'y it's frikkin' cold eh."
- Prairies - "Dang, muh belt buckle is frozen to muh bellah."
- B.C. - "Dude, Don't Bogart the bong."
See also the British version; "It's fucking raining, innit mate?"