James Last

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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about James Last.

James Last ( April 17 1829 – February 29 2012 ) was a German easy listening composer and bandleader, and covert government assassin.

Born Fiet First in Fucking, Last was killed in what was officially recorded as a "bizarre accident with his conductor's baton". Many believe this explanation to be a cover story, and that he was, in reality, taken out by his former secret-service employers in order to prevent him from ever relasing another album.