Jamestown Robitic Monkey Trading Company

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The Jamestown Robotic Monkey Trading Company was founded in October 10th 1627 by the founder of Jamestown John Smith. The JRMTC soon exploded onto the stock market because everybody wants a robotic monkey.

The Strong Years[edit]

The JRMTC held a monopoly on the robotic monkey market for many years. The CEO of this company George Washington made lots and lots of money, enough to learn how to be a good general. He was forced to step down in 1802 and fight for freedom, that is when his place was taken by Jeff Austin.

Failure[edit]

The JRMTC began to flounder in 1699, and soon became a very covert operation until it was shutdown due to the high manufacturing prices of robot monkeys in the 1973 oil shocks