The Jamestown Robotic Monkey Trading Company was founded in October 10th 1627 by the founder of Jamestown John Smith. The JRMTC soon exploded onto the stock market because everybody wants a robotic monkey.
The JRMTC held a monopoly on the robotic monkey market for many years.
The CEO of this company George Washington made lots and lots of money, enough to learn how to be a good general. He was forced to step down in 1802 and fight for freedom, that is when his place was taken by Jeff Austin.