Jar Jar Patton

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Jar Jar Patton was General Patton's evil twin. Fought with the germans in the World War I and saved American paratroopers in belgium from being rescued by the british-led stealth rabbit commando force by bombing the shit out of them. The british chief-smurf Montgomery swore revenge and sent the Death Star to kill Jar Jar. The Death Star killed General Patton with a teaspoon instead and nobody cared, until someone made a movie about two kids running around on a boat for three hours until it is sunk by a secret german submarine camouflaged as an iceberg.