Jehovah

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I got tired of everybody calling me dude, God dude, Almighty dude,etc. So I told everybody my name, Jehovah.

~ God
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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Jehovah.

The Watchtower Society[edit]

Gandalf and Jehovah meet

Thou shalt not have false gods beside Me, especially not round spaghetti gods

~ Jehovah

He detests the so-called Ancient of O's, aka the Flying SpaghettiO's Monster. This false god is a special abomination. His high prophetess Tamia is also held in such high disregard by the Creator. Their followers are also considered abominable by Him. The Watchtower Society thus reach out to such ones who are Smoonies who wish to please and worship Almighty God through Christ Jesus instead of a stupid round spaghetti god.

A special message from Tamia Hill[edit]

Our God is greater than the Jehovah god. Even big fat Jill Scott and Adele can't stop the Flying SpaghettiO's Monster from smiting the stupid old Jehovah. LOL! This also applies to the stupid Flying Spaghetti Monster.