Commentary by Tamia
She's big - I mean Adele big! She's probably the only Jehovah's Witness bigger than Jehovah. God has no choice but to admit her into Heaven, as she'll be too big for Earthly life. I think it started with all those cheesesteaks that her parents fed her, being from Philadelphia and all. She put on that big weight that would even be a challenge for Weight Watchers® to help her get rid of.
Alicia Keys commentary
Tamia's comments show that she ( Tamia ) is living her life like she's stupid.