Jingle Balls

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"Jingle Balls" is a popular song that is sang by children, men, women, elders, homosexuals, sluts, whores, and politicians alike.


Pulling down my pants
On my bed at night
Patiently waiting
For you to get happy!

Wet, slippery seal
Which I love to hug
Tell me when you fell happy
In the happyness goes! Oh—

Jingle balls, jingle balls
Jingle all the way
Oh! what fun it is to ride
On a long and hard bob sled! yay—

Jingle balls, jingle balls
Jingle all the way
Oh my gosh, I feel so gleeful
Don't stop singing hymns until the break of day!

In and out it goes
Keep on hugging, friend
You are giving me
The best hug of my life

It's actually nott that disgusting.

remember jesus loves you!! 0:)+<