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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about John.


John is the random little man bizarre supernatural being that is behind everything in this world.

Personality of John[edit]

  • John likes eating cheese.
  • John likes eating you.
  • John is a person.
  • And so are you. OH NO THE RHYME POLICE! HELP! GET THAT GUN AWAY FROM ME! Why is everything so dark?...

John's Meals[edit]