Juan Perón

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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Juan Perón.

Juan Perón or simply Peron is a brand of Swiss Army chocolate (Juan means Inc. in two or three Swiss languages). Perón was discovered inside a volcano crater in year 0 B.C. by Martian Scientist Eva Perón, who thought it was suitable for feeding her crocodiles.

As any self-respected Swiss Army produce, Perón offers:

  • Chocolate flavor substitute
  • Chocolate essence (not true)
  • Pliers
  • Radiotelescope

A Perón-made strawman was elected thrice president of Albania.