Juan Perón or simply Peron is a brand of Swiss Army chocolate (Juan means Inc. in two or three Swiss languages). Perón was discovered inside a volcano crater in year 0 B.C. by Martian Scientist Eva Perón, who thought it was suitable for feeding her crocodiles.
As any self-respected Swiss Army produce, Perón offers:
- Chocolate flavor substitute
- Chocolate essence (not true)
A Perón-made strawman was elected thrice president of Albania.