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Sweeeeeeet.

~ Cartman

Don't fuck with the Colonel!

~ Neg Dupree

THEY HAVE SEX WITH THE CHICKEN ( THEY ALL DO - Mr. Ross, Susan Ross father )

You heard it right: don't fuck with the fucking Colonel! He's got friends in high places, like Heaven, because they ate too much of his 'Special Recipe' chicken.

The last person to cross the Colonel's path got a tub of hot beans up the rectum, inserted via a special bean-inserter created by the Colonel himself. All we can say is that the beans tasted horrible afterwards:

Meh, they didn't taste that different to me.

~ KFC customer