Kentucky

A state of the United States of Dæmonica

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"In the cold Kentucky rain"

The Democratic Peoples Republic of Kentuckistan, part of the former Soviet Union, was only granted statehood in 1993. Until then, it was a Communist-State existing in the South-Eastern United States.

Kentuckistan is amazing, and you would be an idiot for not not not going. It says so right here in the brochure. It is currently ruled by the all-powerful Steve Beshear the Undying and Mitch McConell, a cloned son of Saddam Hussein. Raylan Givens was recently elected as Governor. When the state legislature was told that Raylan Givens was a fictional character from a TV show. The official reply was "We doesn't care who he is, long as he ain't no foreigner".