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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Klompjes.


Volators of soundpollution are forced to grow a beard and obliged to tattoo the weapon of the city of Leiden on their arm. The beard should have two small wooden clogs attached to it.

This usually makes them more attractive for the women in Leiden. God knows why.

Fun Facts[edit]

  • Only bloodthirsty bikers can win klompjes in a cagefight
  • The man in this article teaches ancient history at Leiden university, as a punishment for blowing smoke in the face of a denizen of the netherrealm, while wearing a ritualistic leather S&M outfit, used in the rite de passage of young males.