Kortal Mombat

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Kortal Mombat[edit]

The Scotish version of Mortal Kombat.It was invented in 1592 by the great scottish philosopher

Mayor McKeys ( an ancestor of Alicia Keys; not to be confused with Mayor McCheese ) as a ritual to dispel evil nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach KORTAL MOMBAT!!!!!

Legal Status[edit]

Public Kortal Mombat has been banned in every country except Quebec since a Kortal Mombat incident resulted in the entire destruction of the moon, which had to be rebuilt entirely from cheese.........which wallace later ate..........