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Laziness is a favorite American pastime especially if your name is Joselyne Guiguihana, Caylie Poirier, Matt Ryu or Dakota Stults. Alistair McLean is widely regarded as the laziest of all humans. The impact of laziness has far reaching consequences, and the disease is transferring to animals. In some rare cases, penguins no longer fly due to the decreased distance traveled in order to obtain food, which now even grows in the ocean. It is becoming a serious economic problem, for fish now are too lazy not to swallow toxins (such as mercury) which is putting the federal government on the verge of cheze doodels.If you have read this far you aren't lazy give it up people.