Leather Jacket

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Leather Jackets are a type of wasp unique to the Southern United States. These wasps are deadly in their ability to string repeatedly, so long as they infact have their stingers. It is quite common for poor hygeine to cause them to lose their stingers. Leather Jackets are noted for their unique outer coating, which is infact leather. They prey on the common animals found in the region, notably squirrels, and hicks. They nest in large, flimsy homes that are wiped out yearly by hurricanes. But they always move back, and build their poorly made homes again.