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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Leprosy.

Acute Leprosy[edit]

Acute leprosy is almost identical to normal leprosy, with the exception being that it is much better looking and is a lot more popular at parties. A popular wooer of female diseases, acute leprosy can be found hanging out in bars and nightclubs working its infective personality and charms on the rather attractive disease in the tight tank top that serves the drinks.

Sometimes and strain of acute leprosy developes an unnatural attraction towards a human. These interspecial relationships are discouraged among the disease population, as the coupling with a human is seen as taboo and is illegal in many parts of the world.