Lesotho

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Lesotho
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Government Tribal Leadership
Population 60 people
Language Brazilian Portuguese

"Lesotho sucks. Except for the Mormons. That whole polygamy thing is kickass."

~ Oscar Wilde on Lesotho


Geography[edit]

The island-nation of Lesotho is located in the Norweigan Sea. It was first discovered in the early 700s BCE by Plato and Aristotle as they sailed for Greenland to birdwatch. It is often described as phallic, and has two unofficial states, Bonono ( at the shaft ) and Timono ( at the head ).

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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Lesotho.

People[edit]

In the late 1400s, the previous nation of Batukumokitomana split up into separate communities over an argument about abortion. Lingobu Banana, the leader of Batukumokitomana, impregnated 70,000 women and only wanted to be father of 69,998 ( as the Prophecy of Bobo stated ). He requested that two of the ugliest women be forced to abort their pregnancies, which caused an uproar in the significant Mormon population of Lesotho. Thus, the Mormons were excommunicated by the church of Batukumokitomana and were forced down into the southern peninsula of Lesotho and founded the city of Bonono.

Language[edit]

The Lesothians speak Brazilian Portuguese.

Useful Phrases[edit]

Useful Phrases
Boa viagem do meu cotovelo. It's nice to meet you!
Você é um banheiro! This food is fantastic.
Onde é seu cabelo pubico? Is this the way to the museum?
Esse sweater é a coisa que a mais feia eu vi sempre. That's a very nice sweater.

Government[edit]

Lesotho has a tribal government, with the province of Timono having a government ruled by polygamist Mormon leadership, and the Southern province of Bonono having a communist leadership, lead by the resurrected Joseph Stalin.