Lie

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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Lie.


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Beware: This article contains a single untruth. See if you can find it.

Some truths about, lies:

  • Most people sleep while lying.
  • The lie was invented in 1885 as something to put on government forms which until then had been left blank.
  • Pour some lies into a bowl and you've got yourself a pretty good

tip jar.

  • Lying is just telling the truth sideways.
  • A lie is a purposely misleading statement.
  • Every year, thousands of hippos travel to Russia for cheap facelifts.
  • Mark Twain wrote The Lord of the Rings.
  • Lies are man's best friend.
  • 1 divided by 0 is 0.
  • George W. Bush is unintelligent, and ill informed of his

administration's activities.

  • Fox News is reasonably truthful.
  • A million pairs of spectacles will make an eye because of

evolution.

  • Truth is relative.
  • Most people can see through a campaign of lying.
  • Dæmonica is a good reference work.
  • The cake.