I mean... yes. Yes, an erection problem. I have a limp dick, to put it bluntly. I have flaccid penis, scientifically speaking... You look scientific, you are scientific, right? Um... Yes, anyway. I have... no erection.
So you cannot get an erection right now, or is it a constant problem?
Constant? Haha! That's a good one... I mean, yes. I've had this for quite some time now. I just don't know what to do about it. I've tried forcing myself to ejaculate by rubbing it really, really hard, but then my arms (and feet, eventually) got tired and they were as good as limp as well. It's just no good. And it's affecting me when I try talking to women, anyone even. There's no point in trying anyway, because I can't even wank off in the office block's toilets like I used t- I mean, uh... Please don't tell anyone I said that...
Last week... I actually managed to coax talk up this girl I met in the nightclub on the city outskirts... But when we were about to do it, she saw the... uh... Yeah... She's probably telling every girl in town about me now.
And just now, I got this great photo of Laura from Human Resources, I got it from David. Dave will supply you with anything, by the way. Anyway yeah, she looked so good in it, so I rushed into the nearest empty toilet cubicle to try and masturbate to the picture and imagine I'm fucking Laura like a dog.
But still, it's just... lying there! Wake up! Dammit!