Excuse me, have you got a second? I uh... I have a problem. A small, I mean, big... No, no. An average-sized problem.
And it's convenient too, I mean... You're the first man to come round this office block all evening. None of the girls would want to see th- Help me out.
If you could give me a helping hand here... I mean, some kind of assistance? I'd appreciate it, a lot.
Okay... What's the problem?
usually found on quarentine le flur Right, huh, how do I say this?
It's a "man problem"... Obviously, which is why it's a gender specific problem. Again, I appreciate what you're doing.
I... um... have a "flexibility" issue... down... stairs?
You mean there's a problem with the staff downstairs on floor C7?
No, no! I mean... No, they're fine. Uh... I just don't know how to say it.
Um... No ammo stocked up in the chamber? No?
Hmm... I have a problem getting it up?
You're having an erection problem, right?
I mean... yes. Yes, an erection problem. I have a limp dick, to put it bluntly. I have flaccid penis, scientifically speaking... You look scientific, you are scientific, right? Um... Yes, anyway. I have... no erection.
So you cannot get an erection right now, or is it a constant problem?
Constant? Haha! That's a good one... I mean, yes. I've had this for quite some time now. I just don't know what to do about it. I've tried forcing myself to ejaculate by rubbing it really, really hard, but then my arms (and feet, eventually) got tired and they were as good as limp as well. It's just no good. And it's affecting me when I try talking to women, anyone even. There's no point in trying anyway, because I can't even wank off in the office block's toilets like I used t- I mean, uh... Please don't tell anyone I said that...
... I see
Last week... I actually managed to
coax talk up this girl I met in the nightclub on the city outskirts... But when we were about to do it, she saw the... uh... Yeah... She's probably telling every girl in town about me now.
And just now, I got this great photo of Laura from Human Resources, I got it from David. Dave will supply you with anything, by the way. Anyway yeah, she looked so good in it, so I rushed into the nearest empty toilet cubicle to try and masturbate to the picture and imagine I'm fucking Laura like a dog.
But still, it's just... lying there! Wake up! Dammit!
It's so frustrating! I'd do anything. Anything at all, just to get it up. Hell, I'd even let builders put scaffolding under it to make it at least prop up!
God! I'll do anything! Uh, not that I want you to... Uh... Look at it yourself, unless you want to...?
I'm... Going now
Please! Wait! Ugh, God. No use.
... Maybe I'll just cut the crap and get a sex change already.