Linguini is the religion that many people who worship Satan follow. They are considered unholy by the Catholistion church of porcupines, Bambi, and all who have never actualy heard of them (wich is rare due to their HUGE influence on Kajewsastan.
Aproximately 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288149713... people worship it in the United States alone.
Most Linguinians consider that frogs need to be shoved up the right nostril as soon as they see one. Other beliefs include that the number 73291341513798 is extremely holy and is to be worshiped at all times. Also, is one plays a PS2 game they belive that they now have fulfilled their life to Satan, but thay aren't alowed to be indors, or outdoors when playing unless they are playing it in Quebec.