London

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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about London.

London is the useless, philautic, capital of United Kingdom of Britannia. The city was badly built along the River Styx by the disfigured, sexually inadequate surviving inhabitants of Sodom and Gomorrah. London has been a major settlement ever since, with the turning point being the arrival of the Romans, who named it Londinium, and laid the foundations of its standing as a bastion of homosexual behaviour.

A leading global city, strengths in the dark financial arts, self-love, skinny-jeans manufacturing, posing, and nihilism all contribute to London's prominence.

Its 43 universities form the largest concentration of higher education in Europe and provide local muggers with a source of skinny young white boys to attack.

London has a diverse range of peoples and cultures, and more than 300 languages are spoken within its boundaries, most of which are used to talk about the people from the other cultures.