Lord
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A Lord is a common British title, often used by royalty to feel even more superior to poor people than they actually are. It can refer to many people.
Lords aren't[edit]
- Lords are NOT just lords because they paid someone to become lords
- Lords are NOT known for handling money poorly at will
- If you are in the presence of a lord there is NO need to bow down, lick his feet or call him "your fantasticness" when addressing him
