Lord
Allah himself has claimed that he loves his article and that it will not be destroyed like an infidel dog. Furthermore, the Jihad that was placed on this article has now been removed and its author will be proclaimed Muhammad. Fortunately, this article is sufficiently clothed and will not be blamed if it is raped.
The Allfather, the Hanged God, the Lord of Men, is the supreme judge of heroic things. He has personally reviewed this article and determined that it is up to Valhalla's quality standards. The author is permitted to enter the heroic realm of Asgard upon death, and therefore will enjoy an eternity of Alicia Keys concerts. In the meantime, the author will be given a cask of Odin's favorite mead.
A Lord is a common British title, often used by royalty to feel even more superior to poor people than they actually are. It can refer to many people.
Lords aren't[edit]
- Lords are NOT just lords because they paid someone to become lords
- Lords are NOT known for handling money poorly at will
- If you are in the presence of a lord there is NO need to bow down, lick his feet or call him "your fantasticness" when addressing him
