Lou Bega

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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Lou Bega.

Born as Louis Michel Begamus IV. Lou Bega is the current president of Cuba. Successor to gazillionth minus one president of Cuba Fidel Castro as gazillionth president of Cuba. Bega took over as president after Castro was eaten by an entire army of canaries. Before he became president he used to work as a bartender in the nightclub "Mambo No 5".

Hero worships Leslie Nielsen. His assistant is Eddie Murphy.