Luna

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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Moon.
A frequent view of the Moon

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Houston, I'm on the fucking Moon! ~ Neil Armstrong

Houston, I'm fucking on the Moon! ~ Lisa Nowak

Houston, or at least Pisa, Da Vinci fucking painted my moon! ~ Mona Lisa


Fake or Real?[edit]

Hell, maybe NASA faked the Moon Landing. But it is a nice story. I'd like to go to the Moon. If faked, it was probably done to draw attention away from the Vietnam Conflict. JFK's promise to land a person on the Moon by the end of the 60's perhaps could only, at least, at the time, be simulated. Either way, sign me up for real estate there, so I can get that first house on the Moon the Stylistics once sang about. Hell, everybody loses 5/6 ths of their weight there. Most people do not even know what phase it is in currently, except religious Jews and Muslims who go by their months that way. Luna, The Moon. Our first step to immortality.