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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Madonna.

Madonna Louise Ciccone is a mysterious, immortal, almighty, demon-like, muscle-bound yet still sexy creature that is believed by some to be the reason why God hates humanity. While nobody knows the true name of this being, she was christened Madonna at birth but we can assure you that this lady is almost certainly not a virgin. Perhaps more commonly known as the 'Queen of Pop,' mostly due to the fact she has outlived all other contenders.