The latest national motto, coined by the incumbent (read: incompetent) Prime Minister , aka Abang Jib in Malay or Ah Jib Kor in Chinese, is '1Malaysia', which is actually stolen from One Israel. Elaborating, Najis defined One Malaysia as in One Malay-sia, or simply, Malaysia with only a homogeneous race of UMNO-loving Malays, which can also be explained elegantly with the slogan "3Races, 2Allah, 1Malaysia", where 3 races fight over the Muslim vs Catholic issue of the name "Allah" in 1Malaysia Land. 1MadeUpSloganFromSomeone'sAss, 1Work.
The first and primary principle of 1Malaysia is,
“If it's a Malay problem, it's a national problem. If it's a Chinese problem, it's a racial problem. If it's an Indian problem, it's not a problem.”
Upholding that principle, a mass deportation of Chinese and Indians back to their home countries is currently in effect. Those refusing to return to China or India have been reportedly sent to dungeons deep inside Najib's evil lair for torture, brainwashing and sodomy sessions with Anwar. Shortly after, variations of 1Malaysia were created, ranging from 1Toilet and 1Rempit to 1Armpit and 1Bedroom. However satirical they may seem, these are real life 1Malaysia projects, designed solely with the bumiputra's well-being in mind. 1Toilet aspires to abolish the gender binary and separation of female and male toilets, encouraging more people to engage in kinky toilet inter-racial sex and erotic tranny cross-dressing culture. IBedroom, on the other hand, reduced the number of bedrooms for sleeping.