Manc language

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A dialect of English spoken by Mancunians. Manc (also known as Scally) is exactly the same as English, except for the following rules:

  • Every pair of words in a sentence is merged to create a single new word
  • The first (or sometimes the last) letter of every word is dropped
  • The long 'a' sound becomes a short 'a' sound
  • All discussions end in violence
  • All speakers must have a criminal record

It should be noted that Manc may only be spoken whilst planning criminal activity or during criminal activity.