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Because of their incurable biases, the so-called experts at Wikipedia will probably never have an article about Mariostache. We are sorry they insist on being this lame.

The Mario[edit]

A plumber models the blocky-looking Mario. It is fire-resistant, which is handy when throwing fireballs.

This moustache style was originally developed by plumbers, who found that it held up well while travelling through pipes and ramming one's head into bricks. Early Marios had a two-dimensional, pixelated appearance but in later derivatives of the style, the hair is combed into many small polygons, giving the wearer's 'stache a smooth appearance.