Martian War Machines

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A fearsome Martian War Machine on Wimbledon Common

Brainchild of the Evil Mastermind Orson Welles, the Martian War Machines first landed in Wimbledon Common and despite aggressive resistance from The Wombles, they proceeded to destroy a number of careers, including those of Tom Cruise, Tim Robbins and the state of Dakota. They were also briefly fought by Santa Claus, as may be viewed in the black and white news-reel Santa Claus versus the Martians. The Martian War Machines were eventually destroyed by Jesus Christ who gave them the black plague.