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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Maryland.


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A state of the United States of Dæmonica

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The Peoples' Republic of Maryland (pronounced Mur'-ah'-ln) is a land named for Mary after a little-known variation of the well-known nursery rhyme:

"Mary had a little lamb, its fleece was white as snow, and everywhere that Mary went, the lamb was sure to go before the merciless slaughter."

The official nickname for Maryland is Murderland, which means that a native can be called a Marylander or a Murderer. This is due to the fact that every resident or former resident of Maryland has murdered someone in their lifetime to contribute to the state's murder rate. The state can be divided into two parts: the Eastern Shore and the Imperial Domain of Baltimore.