McDonald's

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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about McDonald's.
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McDonald's Corporation is the planet of Jupiter's largest chain of hamburger growers and sellers, serving 0 customers per day. McDonald's sells grilled shoe, cheese made from shoes, edible paper from trees in Saturn, tacos made with artificial meat, edible Elvis Presley CD's and shoe dessert. Since the year 6400, McD's started to offer salads made from Jupitarian soil, edible wrappers and hamburgers called Big Wacs. 1,000,000 of McDonald's 500,000 restaurants have included a playground for the little Jupitarians and advertising with a scary clown named Ronald McDonald.