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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Metal.


The mystery element.

Metal is a shiny thing that you can rub things against. If you polish it enough you can see not only your reflection but also a mirror image of the whole universe rolled up into a double super coil.

Be wise. Do not rub it too much or everything will deflate.

History of metalinguistic[edit]

Metal has long been revered by erasers. You'll understand after you've looked at metal.