Micronesia

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Comparing Indonesia and Micronesia
Flag of Micronesia, it is smply a smaller version of the flag of indonesia

Geography[edit]

Micronesia, or Micro-Indonesia is a small nation with a geography identical to that of Indonesia, except for its size, as it is smaller. Micronesia is composed of approximately 0.018 islands and of those, about 0.006 are inhabited.

History[edit]

Micronesia was founded in 1917 by a bunch of angry midgets. The midgets demanded a country of their own to rule the way they please as well as having mandatory counter heights of 2'6" during what is now known as the "November Revolution." The Midgevik Party used the revolution to put itself in power over what is now Micronesia and establish the μGovernment. Due to several well-planned political moves by the Midgevik Party, Micronesian law has come to regulate the height of doorknobs, elevator buttons, paper towel dispensers, light switches, and thermostats.

Provinces[edit]

Micronesia has 3.3 × 10−5 provinces. Because of their small size, they are best represented as . and their subdivisions, called "districts," "sub-districts" and "municipalities" are too small to be used in fields other than quantum physics.

Government[edit]

Micronesia's central governing body is the μGovernment. The μGovernment is divided into two smaller parts, each approximately 5 × 10−7 Governments.

Language[edit]

The official language of Micronesia is English. An underground language seperation front named "The Microsofties" demand from government that Esperanto should be the official language.

Economy[edit]

The currency of Micronesia is the μRupiah, wich has such a tiny value that you need 1 million of them to make an american dollar. Most of the GDP in Micronesia is in small goods, including children's clothing, full-grown midgets' pirate regalia, baby shoes, M&M's, and McDonald's choking hazard toys, however, the last segment has become less significant in recent years since the Chinese have taken over the cheap plastic crap industry. Though less significant, belt buckles and those plastic dealies on the end of shoelaces are also exported from Micronesia.

It should also be noted that Micronesia is the world's largest importer of Linkin Logs and bathroom tiles.

Micronesia has a surprisingly large economy, with a GDP of about $758,000; it is almost capable of buying a house in Orange county.

Culture[edit]

Micronesia celebrates each January 7th as "November Revolution Day." Many speculate that this is a result of sheer stupidity, although it is really an attempt to get people celebrate November Revolution day instead of the new year. Most Micronesians use November Revolution Day to get completely drunk and abuse crack. Celebrations on this day usually result in hundreds of millionths of deaths.

Also celebrated throughout the year are Linkin Logs, the primary building material of the Micronesians and Matchbox Cars.