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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Minecraft.

Minecraft v1.2.3 is a game involving monsters and building stuff. It also has blocks, blocks, blocks, blocks, and blocks. (I think there's some blocks there too. There might not be.) And, most of all, this dust that DOESN'T make you high, but makes computers.

It's wierd.


Now, once you've started the game, you become insane. Yes. Insane. Mentally. Closely associated with the TIME CUBE conspiracy, Botch, the creator of Mindcraft, is an evil computer genius who plans to take over the world using this program. So far, Botch has decided to add more and more and more randomly thought-of blocks and updates nobody even wants. It's like steam, but without any hats. Oh, wait, no, there's hats. Also, it's out of Beater and got released on tim{e}. I take a Flint 'm' steal, and suddenly fire.

This certainly is a nice page you've got here...

Would be a shame if something were to happen to it...