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Minstrels are the unofficial sponsors of Cinemas and films in general, just behind popcorn and rustly crisp packets. They are the weapon of choice for dealing with those idiots that clap at the end of a film, or worse, sing along to the theme tune. The rights are owned by Nestle, who also recently bought President Chirac, although no-one supposed to mention it, in case he breaks out in a surrender.

Notable appearances by Minstrels include that time last week, when i got about 6 people with a scatter shot of about 10 Minstrels at once. Sweet