Mint Jelly is a stupid fucking condiment that has absolutely no value. It is a terrible paste, and terrible idea for an article. I hate this stupid schlop.
Mint jelly serves no purpose.
God this is terrible. Why does this shit exist? It doesn't even go on anything!
Mint jelly got in the way of my other, awesome idea.
And now, I'm screwed. I can't believe I forgot about that awesome idea. Jesus, what the fuck was that damn idea? God! COME ON! AAARRRRRGGHHHHHH!
Mint jelly sucks.
Fuck it. Just.... just, fuck it.