Missouri

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A state of the United States of Dæmonica

The Holy Federation Of Missouri, or Missouri (commonly pronounced "mizzurah" or "misery") is an independent country with only three major cities, that like 12 year old sisters, hate each other. The river that runs through said land is also named Missouri. The name is derived from a Native American word meaning "Disgusting over-sized waterside polluted by fucking greedy pale-faced industrialists". It's also known locally as the Show me state, which, though it sits directly in the center of the Bible Belt, causes all citizens to be atheists. Missouri is also known to be Steven Colbert's favorite state after his home state of South Carolina. This is reaffirmed on May 28th, 2008 when Senator Jean Carnahan offered the Missouri state flag (shown right) to Colbert, and he accepted. Missouri's awesomeness now is 2nd only to the Independent Republic of Texas.