Mucilage

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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Mucilage.

Also referred to as "MUESLIX" in many foreign continents, Mucilage is the cartilagious product scraped from the undercarriage of used kitten carcases during the process of kitten huffing. Often, this cartilage is chewey and filled with the wholesome goodness of George W. spooge and Mariah Carey's diva sweat. For more information or to write to Mueslix Inc., please send a self-addressed stamped envelope to:

WeDonGivaFuck Inc.| 277 Mucilage Way| Huffingtten, KT 17541

Mucilage at it's best