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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Music.
Hitler playing one of his Banjoes

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I am walking down the street, with my iPhone on. I hear music. I feel happy and free.

I am walking down the street. I hear someone yelling. I feel uneasy.

I am walking down the street. I see a dead dog. I feel miserable.

I am walking down the street. I see what I thought to be a dead dog, now ripping my leg apart. I feel a bit sore.

I am limping down the street. A car rams into me. I feel dead.

I AM dead.

Jesus.

Bloody music.