My Name is Earl

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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about My Name is Earl.
THIS is Earl, NOT Abbott.



Abbott: Hey, did you see My Name is Earl last night?

Costello: Your name is Earl?

Abbott: No, it's the name of a show.

Costello: You're named after a show?

Abbott: NO, the show is called My Name is Earl, my name ISN'T Earl.

Costello: But you said it was!

Abbott: No, I didn't!

Costello: Then what did you say?

Abbott: I said did you see My Name is Earl?

Costello: You said it WASN'T EARL!

Abbott: I KNOW! IT'S THE NAME OF A SHOW!

Costello: WHAT SHOW?

Abbott: MY NAME IS EARL

Costello: STOP IT!!!!