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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Myxomatosis.
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Myxomatosis is a word that Radiohead made up, out of their obscene and irrational hatred of rabbits. Myxomatosis kills in an electronic and Orwellian manner, causing patients to become tongue-tied. After several hours, they explode.

Note that only European rabbits are susceptible to explosion; Brazillian rabbits (Wabbitus gotbackitus) merely develop pretentious musical tastes.

Myxomatosis was unleashed as a biological control on the rabbits in Australia, in 1624, after shooting the dumbass who brought all the fucking rabbits over proved counterproductive.