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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about NBC.

The National Boobie Channel.

NBC also operates their news networks with more local stations. Stations vary from city to city but usually its two anchors a man and a woman who like to make dumb jokes when telling the news. But the most out of place reporter is always the weather man. When you can't see him he will start talking to the anchors on the screen and they will have a 10 minute conversation with the anchors. When he finally gets around to doing the weather he tells you that its raining and that global warming is making the temperature go up.