Napster is the period of the day that follows readster and precedes eatster. The duration of napster is country-relative : in Mexico it can last up to two hours, but in England it has been outright replaced by teaster.
In astronomy, Napster is one of the nine and a half planets in our solar system. It is located on an orbit 100 billion kilometers away from the Sun, and contains mostly water and packs of collectively-sentient plankton, called bogeys. An exception is the headquaters of the Lame Parody Force, a huge bulwark of ice and cliches stetching at odd angles across the North Pole of the planet, which is indirectly responsible for the planet's awful weather.