New Jersey

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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about New Jersey.


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Created when the Old Jersey was relegated to the stinky shirt bin, New Jesery is a combinated form of cow cheese and fungally festooned ferret felt best enjoyed while enjoying romance under a full moon listening to muskrat love. The brainchild of one time governor Bruce Springsteen, the popularity of New Jersey has fallen off in recent times due to in no small part to the Tamian factions of the terrorist group PETA.