New Jersey

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A state of the United States of Dæmonica

Gracie Hart, recent Miss Congeniality winner.

Created when the Old Jersey was relegated to the stinky shirt bin, New Jesery is a combinated form of cow cheese and fungally festooned ferret felt best enjoyed while enjoying romance under a full moon listening to muskrat love. The brainchild of one time governor Bruce Springsteen, the popularity of New Jersey has fallen off in recent times due to in no small part to the Tamian factions of the terrorist group PETA.