New York City
Note: This was written by a native New Yorker, so I'm not trying to be hateful.
Ahh... New York City. A great place. Except the fact that if you fall on the street, people will simply walk on top of you but that's okay.
Location[edit]
New York City is located in... New York (if that weren't obvious...). It is pretty close to New Jersey.
No, it isn't[edit]
No, New York City is not the capital of New York. That's Albany. Yes, what the hell is Albany, right? It's this place that in no way deserves it's capital-hood. You gonna eat that?
Landmarks[edit]
There's the Statue of Liberty, the Empire State Building Time Square You can also go to Central Park, hich in all reality is just a big place with trees.
Sports[edit]
In New York City, you can visit many sporting events. The teams that play here are the Yankees, the Muts I mean Mets the Dicks I mean Knicks and the Rangers. Yeah... Just drive south to a place called East Rutherford where all of the good and not douchebag New York teams are...
Food[edit]
Probably the biggest highlight of New York. Of course New York didn't event pizza but they invented sliced pizza. Because eating a pizza whole just seems awkward.
Other Stuff and a Conclusion[edit]
So if you're visiting New York City, nothing will happen much You could I don't know, actually see the sights and walk around and see the shitty I mean city. There is Harlem, Brooklyn, Queens the Bronx, and of course there is Staten Island but nothing really happens there other than... I don't really know.
