New York City

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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about New York City.


Note: This was written by a native New Yorker, so I'm not trying to be hateful.

Ahh... New York City. A great place. Except the fact that if you fall on the street, people will simply walk on top of you but that's okay.


New York City is located in... New York (if that weren't obvious...). It is pretty close to New Jersey.

No, it isn't[edit]

No, New York City is not the capital of New York. That's Albany. Yes, what the hell is Albany, right? It's this place that in no way deserves it's capital-hood. You gonna eat that?


There's the Statue of Liberty, the Empire State Building Time Square You can also go to Central Park, hich in all reality is just a big place with trees.


In New York City, you can visit many sporting events. The teams that play here are the Yankees, the Muts I mean Mets the Dicks I mean Knicks and the Rangers. Yeah... Just drive south to a place called East Rutherford where all of the good and not douchebag New York teams are...


Probably the biggest highlight of New York. Of course New York didn't event pizza but they invented sliced pizza. Because eating a pizza whole just seems awkward.

Other Stuff and a Conclusion[edit]

So if you're visiting New York City, nothing will happen much You could I don't know, actually see the sights and walk around and see the shitty I mean city. There is Harlem, Brooklyn, Queens the Bronx, and of course there is Staten Island but nothing really happens there other than... I don't really know.