New York City

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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about New York City.

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Note: This was written by a native New Yorker, so I'm not trying to be hateful.


Ahh... New York City. A great place. Except the fact that if you fall on the street, people will simply walk on top of you but that's okay.

Location[edit]

New York City is located in... New York (if that weren't obvious...). It is pretty close to New Jersey.

No, it isn't[edit]

No, New York City is not the capital of New York. That's Albany. Yes, what the hell is Albany, right? It's this place that in no way deserves it's capital-hood. You gonna eat that?

Landmarks[edit]

There's the Statue of Liberty, the Empire State Building Time Square You can also go to Central Park, hich in all reality is just a big place with trees.

Sports[edit]

In New York City, you can visit many sporting events. The teams that play here are the Yankees, the Muts I mean Mets the Dicks I mean Knicks and the Rangers. Yeah... Just drive south to a place called East Rutherford where all of the good and not douchebag New York teams are...

Food[edit]

Probably the biggest highlight of New York. Of course New York didn't event pizza but they invented sliced pizza. Because eating a pizza whole just seems awkward.

Other Stuff and a Conclusion[edit]

So if you're visiting New York City, nothing will happen much You could I don't know, actually see the sights and walk around and see the shitty I mean city. There is Harlem, Brooklyn, Queens the Bronx, and of course there is Staten Island but nothing really happens there other than... I don't really know.