New Zeeland

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New Zeeland is a small island inhabited by Australians and indigenous Hobbit tribes. The Prime Minister of the Country is called Gandalf.

New Zeeland’s greatest export is Bar Staff and Waiters, mostly to London in the UK.

The inhabitants who live there cannot go out side because of the constant rain and the Orks.

They eat Kiwi's however it is unclear if this is a fruit, a bird, or a brand of shoe polish.

Famous New Zeelanders[edit]