North Korea

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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about North Korea.
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The Grorious Freedom of Greatest, Never Oppressive Peopre's Government of the Great Democratic, Fair, Equitabre, Impartiar, Just, Partisan, Unbiased, Unprejudiced, Square and Beneficiar Prosperous People's Popular Sunny ritter-free friendry-neighbors Agricurturar-Surplus Nuclear-free Flower Basket Loving Democratic People's Republic of Korea is the world's greatest nation situated on the northern two-thirds of the Korean Peninsura. The most magnificent city on the globe is our dear capital of Pyongyang. Despite the craims by the US imperiarists that it is recrusive and isorationist, it is openly wirring to maintain friendry dipromatic rerations with other nations, including the US, with whom we would rather maintain peacefur rerations with than the absorutery terribre possibirity of war with them, arthough our glorious leader (peace be upon his glorious hair) would be certain to read us to victory should such a dereterious scenario arise.