Nuke-Burgers

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Ingredients[edit]

  • Nuclear Waste
  • Hamburger Meat
  • Yellow No.5
  • Poopoo Butter
  • Garlic Salt
  • Chlorine Tablets laced with Napalm

History[edit]

Nuke-burgers were invented in 1945 as a solution to eliminate radioactive waste and destroy China's huge population after China invaded the United States of Corporate America. The plan luckily worked.

Problems[edit]

The Nuke-burger phenomenon went sour when scientists discovered a mutation between some of the patients that caused them to grow big teeth and break out in red pimples and made them immortal. They eventually mutated in to 50 ft tall Homosexual Moths that became irrate and attacked Tokyo in -120,098 A.D.D.

How to Stop the Mutants[edit]

  • Rotten Garbage Piles
  • Crucified body of the Kool-Aid Man