Oh man, you so totally fell for it! Hahaha! You should have seen the look on your face! You were soooo scared! Hahahahaha!
Oh... oh, did it bite you? Oh, crap. Yeah, that thing's venomous... Let me see it.
Aw, shit! That's bad! You need to get to a doctor, quick! I think they can treat you here.
Sorry about that...